Baby Sock. . .

Baby sock baby sock,
why do you haunt me so?
Always just waiting on my door knob
like a pimp for his ho.


Baby sock baby sock
where did your foot fall out?
You'd look much better on a baby
than you do without.


Baby sock baby sock
how do you jump so high?
I keep tossing you on the floor like a rag
then you're back on the knob, why oh why.

I like pumpkin pie!