i love airports

Shit *the guy behind me on the plane* says:

(it's midnight, very quiet. Drink tray is coming down the isle, stewardess whispers to people who are awake)
[stewardess]-what would you like to drink sir
[male geriatric passenger] *yelling* - WHAT?!
[s] -(repeats question)
[p] *still yelling* -I'D LIKE JUICE
[s]- okay we have apple, orange, tomato...
[p] - WHAT TYPE OF JUICE DO YOU HAVE?
[s] - (repeats the juice types)
[p] - PINEAPPLE
[s] - we don't have pineapple
[p] - ORANGE. I SAID ORANGE JUICE

The next morning (aka 4 hours later)
[same old man passenger] *still yelling* - What a SHIT job I'm telling you
[woman next to him] - Yes, it can't be fun
[man] - It's right up there with truck driving. I equate the two. Two shittiest jobs in America. TRUCK DRIVING and FLYING PLANES.