It was a 'what was I thinking' kind of Saturday...

I ate a pot brownie
I at Cheetos
I ate a burrito
What was I thinking?

I hugged hot neighbor twice
I should have hugged him thrice
What was I thinking?

Decide to save my corn chips
carried them home in a snack bag
poured salsa on chips inside bag
What was I thinking?

I woke up in a pool of blood at the bottom of my friend's stairs
What was I thinking?

I invited everyone into my house
The Earl Brothers came to play
I slept in my roommates bed
I don't remember a thing
What was I thinking?