Sunday, November 20, 2011

quote of the day

Liz: "I want ice cream."
Jenny: "It's freezing outside."
Liz: "I want ice cream soup."

quote of the day

"It's hard to leave your misery when you're happy." Liz, on being miserable.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Jenny on Productive Saturday:

"I'm actually still reveling in the glow of myself right now."

Liz and Mikey

Liz- Does anyone have a lighter? Mike just took a giant shit and I need to take a shower.

Mike- Well..it was sort of medium.

Mike the Plumber

I hate toilets.

Liz on blacking out

Me: I'm done with blacking out.

Liz: I'm pretty sure I am right now.